Frequently Asked Questions
What is Royal Oil?
Royal Oil is food grade safflower oil which
has been infused with special energies that actually cancel the frequency of
Pain is a frequency?
Yes! Think of it as a message sent from one
part of your body to your brain. "Hey! Something's wrong here!". The message of
pain continues long after your brain has taken note of the situation and acted
on the information. Royal Oil applied to the painful area cancels the message.
How is that possible?
Works much like sound-canceling technology.
Technology to cancel jet noise has been around for decades. You can now buy Bose
headphones at Wal-Mart that cancel out extraneous sound, leaving you with only
the music in your ears.
How fast does it work?
As the saying goes in the auto business,
your mileage may vary. But for most people, relief is immediate, or very soon
after application. Others take longer.
Does it work for everyone?
Sadly, no. But neither does any other pain
reliever! Field tests and user reports lead us to believe that about 90% of
users get relief from their pain.
What types of pain can it be used
Any type. Users have reported success using
it for burns, impact injuries, stressed muscles, skin disorders such as eczema,
arthritis, and just about any sort of pain or injury you can imagine. Chronic
pain that has not yielded to any conventional or alternative treatment almost
always disappears after Royal Oil is applied.
Are there any side effects associated with Royal
The worst thing that can happen using Royal
Oil is that nothing will happen. There are not chemicals or additives or
"ingredients" in Royal Oil. The oil itself is a carrier, a delivery system for
the unique pain canceling frequencies. ACME makes a similar product that is a
lotion we call White Cream. It is an all-natural blend of supportive and
restorative ingredients that, if used alone, would leave your skin feeling good.
The lotion is a carrier for the same pain-relieving frequencies used in Royal
Most commonly reported side effect is that
healing is speeded up. Users credit Royal Oil and White Cream with near
miraculous healing power. Truly, though, your body does all the healing. While
it may be convenient and easy to say that Royal Oil or White Cream "cured my
[fill in the blank here]", only your body can heal your body.
The effect, though, does often appear to be
Cautionary Statement From The Manufacturer:
White Cream and Royal Oil are not offered
as a substitute for proper medical attention. Burns, impact injuries, broken
limbs, internal bleeding, and other such injuries are serious problems that
require serious medical attention. Royal Oil or White Cream can be used as a
first response in such a situation.
The individual is responsible for his own
health care. White Cream and Royal Oil are simply two more options; just like
bandages, aspirin, and doctor visits. Choose wisely.