Royal Oil

"Divine Intervention in a Bottle!"


"If you want to find the secrets of the Universe, think in terms of energy, Frequency and Vibration" Nikola Tesla 1856-1943

All products post paid in the lower 48 states.

To order, use PayPal to email address below, or send check or money order to:

Al Gray
261 CR 2045
Klondike, Texas 75448

Overseas buyers' shipping rates, and any questions or comments please contact by email

captaindragonfarstar@yahoo.com


Frequently Asked Questions

What is Royal Oil?
 
Royal Oil is food grade safflower oil which has been infused with special energies that actually cancel the frequency of pain.
 
Pain is a frequency?
 
Yes! Think of it as a message sent from one part of your body to your brain. "Hey! Something's wrong here!". The message of pain continues long after your brain has taken note of the situation and acted on the information. Royal Oil applied to the painful area cancels the message.
 
How is that possible?
 
Works much like sound-canceling technology. Technology to cancel jet noise has been around for decades. You can now buy Bose headphones at Wal-Mart that cancel out extraneous sound, leaving you with only the music in your ears.
 
How fast does it work?
 
As the saying goes in the auto business, your mileage may vary. But for most people, relief is immediate, or very soon after application. Others take longer.
 
Does it work for everyone?
 
Sadly, no. But neither does any other pain reliever! Field tests and user reports lead us to believe that about 90% of users get relief from their pain.
 
What types of pain can it be used for?
 
Any type. Users have reported success using it for burns, impact injuries, stressed muscles, skin disorders such as eczema, arthritis, and just about any sort of pain or injury you can imagine. Chronic pain that has not yielded to any conventional or alternative treatment almost always disappears after Royal Oil is applied.
 
Are there any side effects associated with Royal Oil?
 
The worst thing that can happen using Royal Oil is that nothing will happen. There are not chemicals or additives or "ingredients" in Royal Oil. The oil itself is a carrier, a delivery system for the unique pain canceling frequencies. ACME makes a similar product that is a lotion we call White Cream. It is an all-natural blend of supportive and restorative ingredients that, if used alone, would leave your skin feeling good. The lotion is a carrier for the same pain-relieving frequencies used in Royal Oil.
 
Most commonly reported side effect is that healing is speeded up. Users credit Royal Oil and White Cream with near miraculous healing power. Truly, though, your body does all the healing. While it may be convenient and easy to say that Royal Oil or White Cream "cured my [fill in the blank here]", only your body can heal your body. 
 
The effect, though, does often appear to be miraculous.
 
Cautionary Statement From The Manufacturer:
 
White Cream and Royal Oil are not offered as a substitute for proper medical attention. Burns, impact injuries, broken limbs, internal bleeding, and other such injuries are serious problems that require serious medical attention. Royal Oil or White Cream can be used as a first response in such a situation.
 
The individual is responsible for his own health care. White Cream and Royal Oil are simply two more options; just like bandages, aspirin, and doctor visits. Choose wisely.
 

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